We brought her into our home, lavished her with love and this is how she rewards us or rather just me. She stole my keys from my purse and waved it in my face. We have to admit that she is a juvenile delinquent. A minute later she took my cell phone out of my purse. My new cell phone that now has dog slobber all over it. Hard to pick a contact with drool covering the names.
She will have to go back to the breeder. We can't have a dog that keeps stealing valuable things. Wait one moment, I have a brilliant idea - whenever I can't find anything, I'll blame it on the dog, Mully must of stolen it. I didn't lose it, it's Mully's fault.
Okay she can stay.