Our favourite line was "Too Early for flapjacks? This is from IMDB.COM.
Supposedly Paul Lynde was the inspiration for one of the film's more famous lines. After a high-speed chase through the San Fernando Valley one night when he was driving recklessly while intoxicated, Lynde crashed his car into a mailbox. The police came to the car, guns drawn, and he lowered his window and said, "I'll have a cheeseburger, hold the onions, and a large Sprite." Another account has the scene inspired by an incident involving comedian Shecky Greene in Las Vegas. One night, while intoxicated, he drove his car into the big fountain in front of Caesar's Palace. As bystanders pulled him out, with water from the fountain raining down onto his car, he shouted, "Clean the floor mats and no hot wax!"
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The other quote I was tempted to use was "It Just Doesn't Matter" from Meatballs - his first starring movie. His team is losing to another summer camp and everyone is sad. He rants over and over "It just doesn't matter" because even if they do win, the girls will still like the other team. I think he said it a little better than me.